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These 110 “Star Wars” Jokes Are So Good Even A Sith Lord Might Crack A Smile At Them

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Rahul Bose bats for Rugby Revolution with RPL 2, Women’s League and Olympic ambitions on the horizon <div id="content-body-70931239" itemprop="articleBody"><p>Film star-turned sports administrator Rahul Bose wears many hats, from being an award-winning actor to now, being the President of Rugby India.</p><p>Before the second edition of the Rugby Premier League (RPL), planned in Hyderabad next month, the 58-year-old discusses the present state of Rugby in India and the future of the sport, in an exclusive chat with <i>Sportstar.</i></p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: How do you look at the second edition of the league? How different will it be from the first?</h4><p><b>A: </b>Yes, we were always wanting to have an RPL Women last year also. But because there was so much to look at, which was new to us, we decided to stay with RPL Men. But this year, the franchises have been very, very forthcoming.</p><p>We have dug into our pockets, and we have made sure that we have created the financial as well as operational space to run a women’s league at the same time as the men’s. So in effect, the same two weeks that we had last year, when the men’s league was running, the women’s league will run at the same time. Instead of two games a day, we’ll have four, sometimes five games a day.</p><p>It will build for a longer, more interesting evening for people who are coming to the stadium as well as those who are viewing it online. That’s one big difference. The second big difference is that our partners — Jio Hotstar and Star Sports have now partnered to have it on YouTube and TV.</p><p><b>ALSO READ: <a href="https://sportstar.thehindu.com/rugby/rpl-2026-rugby-premier-league-season-2-venue-date-scheduled-in-hyderabad/article70829552.ece" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">RPL 2026 — Second season of Rugby Premier League to be played in Hyderabad in June</a></b></p><p>We were always certain that the venue would move from city to city. From Mumbai, it has come to Hyderabad and will move to other venues in future.</p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: How do you see Hyderabad as a venue?</h4><p><b>A: </b>It’s a city where the scale of the stadium is bigger than what we had in Mumbai. So we are very much looking forward to having experiences for fans and things in the stadium, along with the fact that it’s a longer evening. So we are very clear that we are setting our sights on creating not one but two world-class products.</p><div class=" article-picture center"><img src="https://ss-i.thgim.com/public/incoming/prho8p/article70931337.ece/alternates/FREE_1200/09092024_%20Intercontinental%20Cup%2016.jpg" data-original="https://ss-i.thgim.com/public/incoming/prho8p/article70931337.ece/alternates/FREE_1200/09092024_%20Intercontinental%20Cup%2016.jpg" alt="The second season of Rugby Premier League will take place at the Gachibowli Stadium, which has also hosted football matches in the past." title="The second season of Rugby Premier League will take place at the Gachibowli Stadium, which has also hosted football matches in the past." class=" lazy" width="100%" height="100%"/><div class="pic-caption"><figcaption class="figure-caption align-text-bottom"><p> The second season of Rugby Premier League will take place at the Gachibowli Stadium, which has also hosted football matches in the past. | Photo Credit: Nagara Gopal </p><img class="caption-image" src="https://assetsss.thehindu.com/theme/images/SSRX/lightbox-info.svg" alt="lightbox-info"/></figcaption></div><p class="caption"> The second season of Rugby Premier League will take place at the Gachibowli Stadium, which has also hosted football matches in the past. | Photo Credit: Nagara Gopal </p></div><h4 class="sub_head">Q: What are the major challenges involved in getting franchises for the Women’s League?</h4><p><b>A: </b>I think almost everybody was ideologically very, very certain that they wanted to be part of it. But the economics had to work. And we are a league where we run a very tight ship. We are very, very collaborative and fair with our franchise owners.</p><p>At the same time, we cannot expect, should I say, generosity that’s unreasonable. So everybody was ideologically in line with us. So, what we did was we made a lot of attractive benefits for franchises, more attractive than they were last year, so that they would come to the women’s game this year. Thankfully, our franchises understood that.</p><p>We didn’t want to go for six or eight franchises because of the operational difficulties. So four is very solid, and we’ll have 48 players, 24 foreigners, 24 Indians. And yet, it will be operationally manageable.</p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: How is the pace of the sport across India?</h4><p><b>A: </b>India has 760 districts. Rugby is in 322 districts. 40 per cent of India plays rugby. So our grassroots are strong. For the last five years, we’ve had 320 districts. We had the option to either spread the districts or to deepen the involvement of the players in those districts. We’ve chosen the latter. We’ve chosen to deepen involvement in the 322 districts. We want those players to stay with the game.</p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: Any major initiatives to take the sport to the next level?</h4><p><b>A: </b>We are not taking it to more unexplored regions. We are (already) in 322 districts, which is a lot. It’s a captive population of 650 million people. But in terms of initiatives, we’ve had the Asmita Women’s League.</p><div class=" article-picture center"><img src="https://ss-i.thgim.com/public/incoming/2lgi4w/article70931297.ece/alternates/FREE_1200/06-RUGUBY-TOURNAMENT-SGR-28-03-2026.JPG" data-original="https://ss-i.thgim.com/public/incoming/2lgi4w/article70931297.ece/alternates/FREE_1200/06-RUGUBY-TOURNAMENT-SGR-28-03-2026.JPG" alt="Players in action during an ASMITA Rugby State League Jammu and Kashmir at the Multipurpose Indoor Sports Stadium." title="Players in action during an ASMITA Rugby State League Jammu and Kashmir at the Multipurpose Indoor Sports Stadium." class=" lazy" width="100%" height="100%"/><div class="pic-caption"><figcaption class="figure-caption align-text-bottom"><p> Players in action during an ASMITA Rugby State League Jammu and Kashmir at the Multipurpose Indoor Sports Stadium. | Photo Credit: Imran Nissar </p><img class="caption-image" src="https://assetsss.thehindu.com/theme/images/SSRX/lightbox-info.svg" alt="lightbox-info"/></figcaption></div><p class="caption"> Players in action during an ASMITA Rugby State League Jammu and Kashmir at the Multipurpose Indoor Sports Stadium. | Photo Credit: Imran Nissar </p></div><p>The Government of India has given us solid support, and between 30 and 50 cities across India have had a women’s rugby league last year. We have over 30 national tournaments that happen.</p><p>I would say that this is probably the most played, least known game in India.</p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: What are the realistic goals?</h4><p><b>A: </b>One is to make sure that something like the RPL happens, which brings rugby to the eyes of people through mass media. The second is for our (national) teams to do well. The moment our teams begin to win, it will automatically begin to become popular.</p><p>So for the teams to do well, you have to put a lot of money into high performance. Right now, our women are sixth in Asia out of 36 nations.</p><div class=" article-picture center"><img src="https://ss-i.thgim.com/public/incoming/gq13y4/article70931312.ece/alternates/FREE_1200/6751_5_8_2022_20_22_23_4_28_BAKSHISTADIUMRENOVATED_SGR_05_08_2022.JPG" data-original="https://ss-i.thgim.com/public/incoming/gq13y4/article70931312.ece/alternates/FREE_1200/6751_5_8_2022_20_22_23_4_28_BAKSHISTADIUMRENOVATED_SGR_05_08_2022.JPG" alt="Rahul Bose feels the Indian women’s national team has a quicker chance to make it to the Olympics because of its higher ranking in Asia." title="Rahul Bose feels the Indian women’s national team has a quicker chance to make it to the Olympics because of its higher ranking in Asia." class=" lazy" width="100%" height="100%"/><div class="pic-caption"><figcaption class="figure-caption align-text-bottom"><p> Rahul Bose feels the Indian women’s national team has a quicker chance to make it to the Olympics because of its higher ranking in Asia. | Photo Credit: Nissar Ahmad </p><img class="caption-image" src="https://assetsss.thehindu.com/theme/images/SSRX/lightbox-info.svg" alt="lightbox-info"/></figcaption></div><p class="caption"> Rahul Bose feels the Indian women’s national team has a quicker chance to make it to the Olympics because of its higher ranking in Asia. | Photo Credit: Nissar Ahmad </p></div><p>For perspective, if you get to the top two, you make the Olympics. We are hopeful of making the Olympics in 2032. And we will be the first team sport, after hockey, in 90 years to get to the Olympics.</p><p>Of course, cricket is in the Olympics, but it’s a very small pool. But, making it to the Olympics in rugby out of over 100, to be one of the 14-15 nations will be very prestigious. Our men’s team, 12th in Asia, has to wait for one more cycle to get there.</p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: A roadmap for the sport?</h4><p><b>A: </b>We’ve had the road map in place for five years, month by month. In fact, when we submitted the road map to the government or the Ministry of Sports, they said they had never seen anything like it in their lives.</p><p>We submitted this in 2020 on what was planned up to 2030. We’ll be following that. We are slightly ahead in some things, and we’re slightly behind in others. Anyone can track us month by month.</p><div class=" article-picture center"><img src="https://ss-i.thgim.com/public/incoming/6v50hf/article70931304.ece/alternates/FREE_1200/80688_17_2_2024_15_53_10_3_18TVTRRUGBY_KKN3.JPG" data-original="https://ss-i.thgim.com/public/incoming/6v50hf/article70931304.ece/alternates/FREE_1200/80688_17_2_2024_15_53_10_3_18TVTRRUGBY_KKN3.JPG" alt="Students in a training session at Universal Engineering College at Vallivattom, in Thrissur, Kerala." title="Students in a training session at Universal Engineering College at Vallivattom, in Thrissur, Kerala." class=" lazy" width="100%" height="100%"/><div class="pic-caption"><figcaption class="figure-caption align-text-bottom"><p> Students in a training session at Universal Engineering College at Vallivattom, in Thrissur, Kerala. | Photo Credit: K.K. Najeeb </p><img class="caption-image" src="https://assetsss.thehindu.com/theme/images/SSRX/lightbox-info.svg" alt="lightbox-info"/></figcaption></div><p class="caption"> Students in a training session at Universal Engineering College at Vallivattom, in Thrissur, Kerala. | Photo Credit: K.K. Najeeb </p></div><p>The Government has always asked for accountability, and we never shy away from being transparent and accountable. In fact, we were awarded the best Federation in the country by the FICCI last year because of our transparency, our ethics and our processes.</p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: On areas of focus?</h4><p><b>A: </b>It’s not in the big cities but in the districts, a cluster of schools, PETs (Physical Education Teachers) through our State Associations that are doing very good work. So we don’t go to one school.</p><p><b>ALSO READ: <a href="https://sportstar.thehindu.com/rugby/rugby-premier-league-rpl-2026-season-2-auction-full-squads-womens-team-latest-news-updates/article70924730.ece" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Rugby Premier League Season 2 squads finalised; women’s league set for historic debut</a></b></p><p>You cannot think of this as a metro sport but as a hinterland sport instead. Most of our players come from the bottom of the social pyramid. We don’t do a caste census. But socio-economically, they are the poorest of the poor.</p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: How are the players supported in the Rubgy ecosystem?</h4><p><b>A: </b>We are one of the few federations that give a yearly purse to every state to spend on development, for national tournaments, on jerseys, on transport and on food. That is what they spend in their districts, and all the State Associations have to submit detailed reports on follow-up actions.</p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: Tell us the state of sponsorship in Rugby.</h4><p><b>A: </b>Normally, all our tournaments are funded by us. We have sponsors like Capgemini and DHL, who fund Indian Rugby. We’ve had some government states supporting us in the past.</p><div class=" article-picture center"><img src="https://ss-i.thgim.com/public/incoming/eh3t1b/article70931302.ece/alternates/FREE_1200/GettyImages-2222058395.jpg" data-original="https://ss-i.thgim.com/public/incoming/eh3t1b/article70931302.ece/alternates/FREE_1200/GettyImages-2222058395.jpg" alt="Chennai Bull's Vaafauese Apelu Maliko in action in the first season of Indian Rugby Premier League (RPL) final against Delhi Redz." title="Chennai Bull's Vaafauese Apelu Maliko in action in the first season of Indian Rugby Premier League (RPL) final against Delhi Redz." class=" lazy" width="100%" height="100%"/><div class="pic-caption"><figcaption class="figure-caption align-text-bottom"><p> Chennai Bull’s Vaafauese Apelu Maliko in action in the first season of Indian Rugby Premier League (RPL) final against Delhi Redz. | Photo Credit: Getty Images </p><img class="caption-image" src="https://assetsss.thehindu.com/theme/images/SSRX/lightbox-info.svg" alt="lightbox-info"/></figcaption></div><p class="caption"> Chennai Bull’s Vaafauese Apelu Maliko in action in the first season of Indian Rugby Premier League (RPL) final against Delhi Redz. | Photo Credit: Getty Images </p></div><p>We get money from the Central Government, World Rugby, and small amounts from the Capri Group and Jamuna Auto. So, we raise the money and spend it on national tournaments.</p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: What are the major changes you’re looking at from the Indian players’ perspective?</h4><p><b>A: </b>This is the Federation’s responsibility. It has to raise more money, work harder and build a 365-day-a-year ecosystem around our players. Right now, we can only afford to do it maybe 100 days a year.</p><p>We would like to build an ecosystem around our 30-40 best players from each team – Under-18 boys, under-18 girls, under-20 boys, under-20 girls, men and women.</p><h4 class="sub_head">Q: What are you looking for after the Rugby Premier League?</h4><p><b>A: </b>I think a real mark of success will be when the six franchises begin to do more work in developing an interest and creating infrastructure in the cities. We don’t have a (major) presence in the cities as a sport. So in these big six cities, we will start to have what we have never had before.</p><p class="publish-time" id="end-of-article">Published on May 02, 2026</p></div> #Rahul #Bose #bats #Rugby #Revolution #RPL #Womens #League #Olympic #ambitions #horizon

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Deadspin | Red-hot Carson Hocevar tops Kyle Busch to win Truck race in Texas <div id=""><section id="0" class=" w-full"><div class="xl:container mx-0 !px-4 py-0 pb-4 !mx-0 !px-0"><img src="https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/28566927.jpg" srcset="https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/28566927.jpg" alt="NASCAR: Goodyear 400" class="w-full" fetchpriority="high" loading="eager"/><span class="text-0.8 leading-tight">Mar 22, 2026; Darlington, South Carolina, USA; Spire Motorsports Carson Hocevar (77) comes out for the Goodyear 400 at Darlington Raceway. Mandatory Credit: Scott Kinser-Imagn Images<!-- --> <!-- --> </span></div></section><section id="section-1"> <p>FORT WORTH, Texas — The glass slipper still firmly on his foot from last Sunday’s NASCAR Cup Series win at Talladega, Carson Hocevar mashed the gas in overtime on Friday night and ran away to victory in the SpeedyCash.com 250 at Texas Motor Speedway.</p> </section><section id="section-2"> <p>Beating runner-up and Spire Motorsports teammate Kyle Busch to the finish line by 0.730 seconds in overtime, Hocevar notched his sixth career NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series victory at the 1.5-mile intermediate track that gave him his first in the series in 2023.</p> </section><section id="section-3"> <p>The triumph reversed a 1-2 finish from earlier this season at EchoPark Speedway near Atlanta, where Busch beat Hocevar to the stripe by 0.114 seconds.</p> </section><section id="section-4"> <p>“It’s unbelievable — what a fun race,” Hocevar said after climbing from his No. 77 Chevrolet on the frontstretch. “We had to reverse the order, obviously the 1-2 with Kyle. I watched him win a lot of truck races, and it’s finally good to put an end to his Texas streak.”</p> </section><section id="section-5"> <p>Busch had won his last four Truck Series starts at Texas, but an early brush with the outside wall forced him to regain a lost lap as the beneficiary under caution for Cole Butcher’s crash in Turn 2 on Lap 51.</p> </section><section id="section-6"> <p>Busch fought through the field and challenged for the lead in the late going but failed to add to his record 68 Truck Series wins.</p> </section><section id="section-7"> <p>“We had an eventful night,” Busch said. “We didn’t start off very well. We were really, really loose and made a lot of adjustments to get it close. When we put the last set off tires on, we were really fast, felt really good.</p> </section><section id="section-8"> <p>“I was struggling with grip all night long, but (crew chief) Brian (Pattie) and the guys made a lot of good calls to get us dialed back in. It would have been nice to be in Victory Lane, but it’s good to have a teammate in there and have him get his shot. I got one, he got one, so now we’re even there.”</p> </section><section id="section-9"> <p>After the second stage break, Hocevar thought he might have a loose wheel, but that didn’t prevent him from going all-out during a succession of restarts late in the race.</p> </section><section id="section-10"> <p>Gio Ruggiero led the field to the overtime restart on Lap 171, but he lost impetus in the middle of a three-wide situation on the white-flag lap, as Hocevar charged into the lead and opened a gap of 10 car-lengths.</p> </section><section id="section-11"> <p>Kaden Honeycutt finished third, right behind Busch’s Silverado, with Brandon Jones and pole winner Ben Rhodes in fourth and fifth, respectively, as Ruggiero fell to 14th. Layne Riggs, Daniel Hemric, Christian Eckes, Ty Majeski and Chandler Smith completed the top 10.</p> </section><section id="section-12"> <p>Though Honeycutt left with the series lead — by 14 points over Smith — he remained frustrated with his inability to close out a victory.</p> </section><section id="section-13"> <p>“I’m proud to be able to drive a truck like this,” said Honeycutt, who is winless in 66 Truck Series starts. “It’s disappointing that I just keep failing. There’s no excuse for it. As soon as I got the lead (on Lap 149), I didn’t protect it right. I didn’t do the right things and ultimately that’s what led us to lose.</p> </section><section id="section-14"> <p>“Just got to figure out how to get restarts done. I’ve got to figure out how to win races. It’s eating me alive, I can promise you that.”</p> </section><section id="section-15"> <p>Ruggiero likewise missed an opportunity. He had passed Hocevar for the lead on Lap 165 of a scheduled 167, but a violent, five-truck accident on the frontstretch caused the eighth caution, necessitated a red flag for cleanup and forced the overtime.</p> </section><section id="section-16"> <p>Hocevar won the second stage and led a race-high 76 laps to 41 for Rhodes, who won the first stage wire-to-wire.</p> </section><section id="section-17"> <p>*****</p> </section><section id="section-18"> <p>NASCAR CRAFTSMAN Truck Series Race – SpeedyCash.com 250</p> </section><section id="section-19"> <p>Texas Motor Speedway</p> </section><section id="section-20"> <p>Fort Worth, Texas</p> </section><section id="section-21"> <p>Friday, May 1, 2026</p> </section><section id="section-22"> <p>1. (11) Carson Hocevar(i), Chevrolet, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-23"> <p>2. (6) Kyle Busch(i), Chevrolet, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-24"> <p>3. (10) Kaden Honeycutt, Toyota, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-25"> <p>4. (18) Brandon Jones(i), Toyota, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-26"> <p>5. (1) Ben Rhodes, Ford, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-27"> <p>6. (34) Layne Riggs, Ford, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-28"> <p>7. (14) Daniel Hemric, Chevrolet, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-29"> <p>8. (12) Christian Eckes, Chevrolet, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-30"> <p>9. (20) Ty Majeski, Ford, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-31"> <p>10. (8) Chandler Smith, Ford, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-32"> <p>11. (19) Parker Kligerman, RAM, 172.</p> </section><br/><section id="section-33"> <p>12. (23) Ross Chastain(i), Chevrolet, 172.</p> </section> <section id="section-34"> <p>13. (17) Brenden Queen #, RAM, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-35"> <p>14. (3) Giovanni Ruggiero, Toyota, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-36"> <p>15. (13) Tyler Ankrum, Chevrolet, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-37"> <p>16. (22) Dawson Sutton, Chevrolet, 172.</p> </section><section id="section-38"> <p>17. (21) William Sawalich(i), Toyota, 171.</p> </section><section id="section-39"> <p>18. (27) Toni Breidinger, Chevrolet, 171.</p> </section><section id="section-40"> <p>19. (7) Stewart Friesen, Toyota, 171.</p> </section><section id="section-41"> <p>20. (30) Spencer Boyd, Chevrolet, 170.</p> </section><section id="section-42"> <p>21. (28) Mini Tyrrell #, RAM, 170.</p> </section><section id="section-43"> <p>22. (31) Josh Reaume, Ford, 169.</p> </section><section id="section-44"> <p>23. (32) Frankie Muniz, Ford, 168.</p> </section><section id="section-45"> <p>24. (33) Caleb Costner, Chevrolet, 168.</p> </section><section id="section-46"> <p>25. (25) Corey LaJoie, RAM, 165.</p> </section><section id="section-47"> <p>26. (29) Clayton Green, Ford, 165.</p> </section><section id="section-48"> <p>27. (24) Justin Haley, RAM, Accident, 164.</p> </section><section id="section-49"> <p>28. (5) Tanner Gray, Toyota, Accident, 164.</p> </section><section id="section-50"> <p>29. (2) Jake Garcia, Ford, Accident, 163.</p> </section><section id="section-51"> <p>30. (15) Andres Perez De Lara, Chevrolet, Accident, 163.</p> </section><section id="section-52"> <p>31. (26) Kris Wright, Chevrolet, 163.</p> </section><section id="section-53"> <p>32. (9) Grant Enfinger, Chevrolet, Accident, 156.</p> </section><section id="section-54"> <p>33. (16) Conner Jones, Chevrolet, Accident, 155.</p> </section><section id="section-55"> <p>34. (35) Cory Roper, Toyota, Suspension, 123.</p> </section><section id="section-56"> <p>35. (4) Cole Butcher #, Ford, Accident, 51.</p> </section><section id="section-57"> <p>Average Speed of Race Winner: 112.924 mph.</p> </section><section id="section-58"> <p>Time of Race: 2 Hrs, 17 Mins, 5 Secs. Margin of Victory: 0.730 Seconds.</p> </section><section id="section-59"> <p>Caution Flags: 8 for 39 laps.</p> </section><section id="section-60"> <p>Lead Changes: 14 among 9 drivers.</p> </section><section id="section-61"> <p>Lap Leaders: B. Rhodes 1-41;C. Hocevar(i) 42;B. Jones(i) 43-58;C. Hocevar(i) 59-75;D. Sutton 76-77;M. Tyrrell # 78;C. Hocevar(i) 79-121;L. Riggs 122-127;T. Gray 128-129;D. Sutton 130-132;G. Ruggiero 133-148;K. Honeycutt 149-151;C. Hocevar(i) 152-164;G. Ruggiero 165-170;C. Hocevar(i) 171-172.</p> </section><section id="section-62"> <p>Leaders Summary (Driver, Times Lead, Laps Led): Carson Hocevar(i) 5 times for 76 laps; Ben Rhodes 1 time for 41 laps; Giovanni Ruggiero 2 times for 22 laps; Brandon Jones(i) 1 time for 16 laps; Layne Riggs 1 time for 6 laps; Dawson Sutton 2 times for 5 laps; Kaden Honeycutt 1 time for 3 laps; Tanner Gray 1 time for 2 laps; Mini Tyrrell # 1 time for 1 lap.</p> </section><section id="section-63"> <p>Stage #1 Top Ten: 99,77,17,11,38,52,9,34,88,45</p> </section><section id="section-64"> <p>Stage #2 Top Ten: 77,11,17,26,18,14,9,15,38,4</p> </section><section id="section-65"> <p>–By Reid Spencer, NASCAR Wire Service. Special to Field Level Media</p> </section></div> #Deadspin #Redhot #Carson #Hocevar #tops #Kyle #Busch #win #Truck #race #Texas

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