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Illinois’ 10 funniest quotes and moments from 2026 Final Four run

Illinois’ 10 funniest quotes and moments from 2026 Final Four run

The Illinois Fighting Illini might not be the favorites during this weekend’s Final Four, but they’re certainly the best bet to deliver a memorable quote at some point during their stay in Indianapolis.

Let’s take a look at the 10 best quotes (so far) from the group that has consistently entertained America while also serving as every sports information director’s worst nightmare.

10. “Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?” —Kylan Boswell after David Mirkovic attempted to rip the whole net off the rim instead of cutting a piece off

9. “Last year I’m not sure Ben could guard a dead man. Probably would give up 20 to Izzo’s mom, last year. This year he’s guarding everybody and does not make mistakes … Tom don’t get pissed and call me tonight when you see this. I hear she’s a hell of a player.” —Brad Underwood on Ben Humrichous’ improved defense

8. “My name is David, but my nickname is David.” —David Mirkovic trying to explain the pronunciation of his name

7. “The news just fucking broke. Final Four. Let’s get it, baby.” —Andrej Stojakovic holding up a newspaper during Illinois’ post-Elite Eight victory celebration

6. “I think it wasn’t a foul. Can I talk about it?” —Tomislav Ivisic

“No you cannot.” —Illinois head coach Brad Underwood

“I was very excited that we were up and that my team did good.” —Tomislav Ivisic

5. “I love that. Some people don’t like it, they think it’s not classy. But when people destruct things after wins, I’m a fan of.” —Andrej Stojakovic after seeing the Illinois students celebrating the team’s trip to the Final Four

4. “We didn’t come here to let anybody bitch us … my bad” —Zvonimir Ivisic after Illinois’ Sweet 16 win over Houston on March 26

3. “I saw the big was about to help, and I had a feeling that he might miss. I came in, just happened to catch it, and I just dunked the shit out of that motherfucker.” —Kylan Boswell on his putback dunk against USC on Feb. 18

2. “When he got to like 24 in the first half, I was like ‘shit, this motherfucker’s shootin’ the … like, he’s making everything. We’ve gotta keep gettin’ him the ball.‘ And we did.” —Jake Davis on Keaton Wagler’s 46-point game against Purdue

1. “If we lost today and I wasn’t playing, I would k*ll myself probably.” —David Mirkovic on playing through the pain in Illinois’ road win over Purdue on Jan. 24

Zero PR training. Perfectly built for March … and early April.

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In episode three of this series, I began a two-part exploration of the encounter between Toronto’s George Bell and Boston’s Bruce Kison on June 23rd, 1985. Having visited Kison side of things, we will now consider the life and times of George Bell.

In the late 1970s scouts all around major league baseball began descending upon the Dominican Republic, which had suddenly been identified as highly lucrative territory. The DR was home to countless talented young ball players and those ball players due to the country’s dire economic conditions were highly exploitable.

With the unemployment rate around 40% teams realized they could sign players for a lot less than American prospects asked for. And if those Dominican players did happen to get signed by a major league team, they were sent to the states socially isolated by the language barrier and dependent upon agents who were often crooked and looking to swindle ‘em all over again.

A cruel irony recalled by George Bell, one of those young Dominican players, was that while navigating this labyrinth of shameless exploitation, he was the one looked at with suspicion. American players found any reason they could to dislike him. His English wasn’t polished enough, he was too this, not enough that, didn’t play the game the right way.

In 1982, while playing for minor league Syracuse, Bell stepped in against Lynn McGlothen, an 11 year Major League vet pitching in AAA ball in the hopes of one last call up. In a game years earlier while pitching for the Cardinals, McGlothen beamed one New York Mets batter then brushed back another three innings later, then hit that batter too. The intent was so transparently clear that the Mets Dave Kingman charged the mound straight from the dugout.

McGlothen did not hesitate to throw at a batter if he had the inclination and he seemed to resent George Bell for the same superficial reasons everybody else did. Bell was a hotdogger. It was decided. McGlothen drilled him in the face, fracturing his cheek and jawbones. While his teammates stormed the field to exact revenge, Bell arrived on the ground certain that his career in baseball, his one chance at a better life was over.

“He’s dead,” Bell thought of McGlothen, not because Bell would kill him or because his teammates would, but because fate would one day catch up with him.

Two years later, McGlothen lost his life in a fire. His friend was also killed with everyone else escaping the home. Bell who’d fully recovered and made his way to the majors, addressed the tragedy sometime after seemingly unprompted. He expressed his sympathies for the friends and loved ones of those who died then said in McGlothen’s fate, “People like that decide it. They have a bad heart. No way they can stay alive.”

You might find those words to be callous, even cruel. I mean I do. Then again, I doubt either of us have persevered through the circumstances Bell did only for somebody to break his face and potentially ruin his life just for playing baseball with a little bit too much swagger.

Baseball was George Bell’s one and only chance at a better life, the sort of life we’d wish for anybody, and he was fiercely, sometimes even violently protective of that chance.

#HISTORY #CHARGING #MOUND #EPISODE #GEORGE #BELL">THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 4: GEORGE BELL  In episode three of this series, I began a two-part exploration of the encounter between Toronto’s George Bell and Boston’s Bruce Kison on June 23rd, 1985. Having visited Kison side of things, we will now consider the life and times of George Bell.In the late 1970s scouts all around major league baseball began descending upon the Dominican Republic, which had suddenly been identified as highly lucrative territory. The DR was home to countless talented young ball players and those ball players due to the country’s dire economic conditions were highly exploitable.With the unemployment rate around 40% teams realized they could sign players for a lot less than American prospects asked for. And if those Dominican players did happen to get signed by a major league team, they were sent to the states socially isolated by the language barrier and dependent upon agents who were often crooked and looking to swindle ‘em all over again.A cruel irony recalled by George Bell, one of those young Dominican players, was that while navigating this labyrinth of shameless exploitation, he was the one looked at with suspicion. American players found any reason they could to dislike him. His English wasn’t polished enough, he was too this, not enough that, didn’t play the game the right way.In 1982, while playing for minor league Syracuse, Bell stepped in against Lynn McGlothen, an 11 year Major League vet pitching in AAA ball in the hopes of one last call up. In a game years earlier while pitching for the Cardinals, McGlothen beamed one New York Mets batter then brushed back another three innings later, then hit that batter too. The intent was so transparently clear that the Mets Dave Kingman charged the mound straight from the dugout.McGlothen did not hesitate to throw at a batter if he had the inclination and he seemed to resent George Bell for the same superficial reasons everybody else did. Bell was a hotdogger. It was decided. McGlothen drilled him in the face, fracturing his cheek and jawbones. While his teammates stormed the field to exact revenge, Bell arrived on the ground certain that his career in baseball, his one chance at a better life was over.“He’s dead,” Bell thought of McGlothen, not because Bell would kill him or because his teammates would, but because fate would one day catch up with him.Two years later, McGlothen lost his life in a fire. His friend was also killed with everyone else escaping the home. Bell who’d fully recovered and made his way to the majors, addressed the tragedy sometime after seemingly unprompted. He expressed his sympathies for the friends and loved ones of those who died then said in McGlothen’s fate, “People like that decide it. They have a bad heart. No way they can stay alive.”You might find those words to be callous, even cruel. I mean I do. Then again, I doubt either of us have persevered through the circumstances Bell did only for somebody to break his face and potentially ruin his life just for playing baseball with a little bit too much swagger.Baseball was George Bell’s one and only chance at a better life, the sort of life we’d wish for anybody, and he was fiercely, sometimes even violently protective of that chance.  #HISTORY #CHARGING #MOUND #EPISODE #GEORGE #BELL

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