A Lesson In Hospitality
Read A Lesson In Hospitality Teenage Daughter: "Mom, why are you being like this?" Teenage…
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Bigotry In A Can
Read Bigotry In A Can Customer: "No! The ad for these cans said two for…
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Chorizo-No-No, Part 3
I’m working at the deli in a grocery store. Customer: “I want that pork sausage,…
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Continental Drifting Way Too Far
Read Continental Drifting Way Too Far Dad: "Oh, look, they have direct flights to Rio."…
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That’s A Load Of Baloney
Read That’s A Load Of Baloney Customer: *Looking surly.* "Is your meat halal?" Me: "Unfortunately,…
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That’s One Halal Of A Take
Customer: “Why does [Grocery Store] support Sharia law?” Me: “Uh… pardon?” Customer: “Why does [Grocery…
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Lacking Counter Intelligence
I work in the deli section of a grocery store. Next to the deli is…
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We Wouldn’t Really Say That’s A Helpful Tool
Customer: “I need my wiper blades fixed.” Me: “I can get that done for you.”…