Order 66 Minutes In The Oven
Customer: “I want [pizza].” Me: “What size?” Customer: “Large, but listen. I want it burnt.”…
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Everything Must Go
Read Everything Must Go Customer: "I want to send my ramen back." Me: "What's the…
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Shampoo-Pooing The Whole Purchase Process
Read Shampoo-Pooing The Whole Purchase Process Me: "I can't take that here. You need to…
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You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me
Read You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me Customer: "I can't remember either of those. Just look…
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Color Me Skeptical
Read Color Me Skeptical Me: "What size is that?" Customer: "XX." Me: "I'm sorry, that's…
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Customer Orders Are Getting Dicey
I work in an affordable little place that serves pre-packaged sandwiches, soups, and salads. We…
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Someone Really Needs Some Shower Thoughts
Customer: “I have a big pool, and I want an outdoor shower so my family,…
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That’s An Inventive Inventory Imagination
Me: “I’m sorry, the product you’ve just asked for is out of stock and will…