Customer: “I have a big pool, and I want an outdoor shower so my family, guests, and I can wash off the chlorine after we swim, so I’d like to find a nice shower rack to keep all the stuff outside with it.”

Me: “Okay, well, over here we have all of our shower accessories. Did you want a specific finish?”

Customer: “I don’t care about the color, I just need it to be really protected, like a special finish, so it won’t rust if it rains.”

Me: “What? When it rains?”

Customer: “Yes, it’s an OUTDOOR shower!”

He didn’t yell, but made sure to overpronounce his words as if I didn’t realize what the term meant.

Customer: “So, if it rains, I don’t want the water to rust it.”

Me: “Right, so a shower rack?”

Customer: “Yes, but rugged, outdoor quality, so it won’t rust when it rains.”

Me: “Okay, but that’s all showers, though.”

Customer: “Not all showers are rain-resistant!”

Me: “Sir, showers are literally rain on demand.”