The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells
Read The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells I'm selling electric vehicles…
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That’s Amore-onic
Read That’s Amore-onic Me: "Everything okay, [Coworker]?" Coworker: "I just can't do it anymore." Me:…
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You Don’t Know Jack… Or John… Or Steve…
I work in a small takeout place. A customer has just informed me that they…
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That’s A Load Of Baloney
Read That’s A Load Of Baloney Customer: *Looking surly.* "Is your meat halal?" Me: "Unfortunately,…
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Selfie-Incriminating Evidence
Read Selfie-Incriminating Evidence Customer: "My phone has stopped charging!" Me: "Have you got it wet…
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Tone Matcha-ing
Read Tone Matcha-ing Customer: “Matcha latte.” I make the drink for her, only to have…
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One Bank To Rule Them All, And In The Darkness Deny Them
A customer comes in with a deposit slip. Me: *Politely.* “Sir, this deposit slip is…
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Paperwork Not Working
Read Paperwork Not Working Customer: "I didn't know that if I made an appointment, I…
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Customer Orders Are Getting Dicey
I work in an affordable little place that serves pre-packaged sandwiches, soups, and salads. We…
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Thirty’s A Crowd
Read Thirty’s A Crowd Me: *Scans the customer's last item.* "Your total is $30.12." The…