Continental Drifting Way Too Far
Read Continental Drifting Way Too Far Dad: "Oh, look, they have direct flights to Rio."…
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Saving Private Information
Read Saving Private Information Me: "The answer to your security question was 'The Color Purple'."…
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Tweets So Dumb, They’re Genius (Part 9)
So it turns out ya’ll enjoy some particularly stupid tweets. Well that’s perfect for me, because…
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The Slot Thickens
Read The Slot Thickens Store Manager: *Excited.* "Did you see the new self-checkout machines! They…
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The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells
Read The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells I'm selling electric vehicles…
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That’s Amore-onic
Read That’s Amore-onic Me: "Everything okay, [Coworker]?" Coworker: "I just can't do it anymore." Me:…
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You Don’t Know Jack… Or John… Or Steve…
I work in a small takeout place. A customer has just informed me that they…
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That’s A Load Of Baloney
Read That’s A Load Of Baloney Customer: *Looking surly.* "Is your meat halal?" Me: "Unfortunately,…
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Selfie-Incriminating Evidence
Read Selfie-Incriminating Evidence Customer: "My phone has stopped charging!" Me: "Have you got it wet…
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Tone Matcha-ing
Read Tone Matcha-ing Customer: “Matcha latte.” I make the drink for her, only to have…