A customer comes in, sits down, looks at the menu, and asks:

Customer: “What kind of chicken wings do you have?”

Me: “Hot, mild, medium…”

I list the many types of sauces and combinations. She’s staring at me, letting me finish the entire list, and then asks:

Customer: “No, like, what kind of chicken wings do you have?”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. Bone in, or boneless.”

Customer: “No, what kind of chicken wings are they?”

I tell her the brand we were receiving at the time… she looks at me and says:

Customer: “NO! I am asking what KIND of chicken wings do you have?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I’m confused by your question. Maybe if you could give me an example, or more information, I would be able to better clarify?”

She looks at me like I’m the dumbest person on the face of the earth and asks:

Customer: “What kind of chicken wings do you have? What kind of meat are they?!”

The only words I could get out of my mouth, without bursting out in laughter, were:

Me: “Ummm, chicken.”

Customer: “Oh, perfect! Those are the best kinds of wings!”