I work in a small takeout place. A customer has just informed me that they know the owner, and are looking at me expectantly, like there’s a magic discount button.
Me: “Oh, you know Steve.”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “The owner’s name is John.”
Customer: “Uh, I mean, Steve is his middle name. That’s what his friends call him.”
Me: “The owner’s name actually isn’t John. I don’t actually tell customers the owner’s name, but if you could tell me, I can call him.”
The customer blinks once, then looks around the place in an overly exaggerated fashion.
Customer: “Oh, silly me, I think this might be the wrong store.” *Practically runs out.*
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