You Don’t Know Jack… Or John… Or Steve…
I work in a small takeout place. A customer has just informed me that they…
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That’s A Load Of Baloney
Read That’s A Load Of Baloney Customer: *Looking surly.* "Is your meat halal?" Me: "Unfortunately,…
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Dog Gone It
Read Dog Gone It I'm a night auditor at a pet-friendly hotel. A woman comes…
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Boulevard Of Broken Orders
It’s 2 AM on a Sunday. I’m working at a late-night pizza place in Hollywood.…
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Properly Fur-nished
Read Properly Fur-nished Homeowner: "So, I saw my house listing." Coworker: "I put it up…
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Speak Spanish So They Can Go Play Some Japanese Italian
Me: “Thank you for calling [Company], [My Name] speaking. How can I help?” Caller: “Uh……
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Selfie-Incriminating Evidence
Read Selfie-Incriminating Evidence Customer: "My phone has stopped charging!" Me: "Have you got it wet…
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The Life Of Brian
Brian (not his real name), in my office, was delighted when his penchant for uttering…
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Tone Matcha-ing
Read Tone Matcha-ing Customer: “Matcha latte.” I make the drink for her, only to have…
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Cobra Cry
Read Cobra Cry My coworker and I are big movie buffs and usually take pride…