TAMPA, Fla. — She had the looks, the attitude, and a chest that wouldn’t quit, but Austeja Zemaityte couldn’t pass a simple sobriety test to save her life.

Bodycam footage captured the jaw-dropping moment Tampa police pulled over the attractive college premed student for erratic driving, and things got bouncy fast as the barely-there top on the “looker” threatened to give way during her disastrous field tests.

Zemaityte, a Lithuania-born stunner, was stopped in Hillsborough County after cops spotted her weaving down the road. The officer immediately noticed glassy eyes and the unmistakable whiff of booze. What followed was a sobriety test for the ages, one that’s now going viral for all the wrong (and right) reasons.

Wearing a skimpy white long-sleeved number tied precariously in the front, leaving generous cleavage and plenty of midriff on full display, the bouncy blonde struggled mightily with the one-legged stand. She wobbled, flopped, and nearly lost her balance repeatedly, her “bouncy personality” on full display as her top jiggled along with her.

The officer wasn’t buying the act.

After the horizontal gaze nystagmus test showed slight head movement and the walk-and-turn test went south, he slapped the cuffs on her. Her blood-alcohol level later blew past 0.15, nearly twice the legal limit.

Public records show Zemaityte was arrested back in October 2020 on a DUI charge. But the video has resurfaced, reminding everyone why dashcams and bodycams remain America’s guilty pleasure.

Pre-med or not, this co-ed’s wild night behind the wheel ended exactly where it should — in handcuffs, with her dignity (and outfit) barely intact. Drive safe, folks. Or at least wear something with more than a string holding it together.