When the meal you ordered is by far the best at the table:

When you run out of things to say in a conversation:

Being such a good cook even the smoke alarm cheers you on:

Expertly avoiding your responsibilities:

How you spend your Sunday afternoons:

At the end of every episode of your favorite show:

When someone starts singing and they clearly don’t know the lyrics:

When someone asks about your plans for the future:

When the bank teller tells you your account balance:

When you realize you forgot to put on deodorant:

When you come home to your pet after being gone all day:

Every Saturday:

When you go out and know you look good:

People who act like they’re friends with you only when they want something:

When you’re waiting for your drink at Starbucks:

When someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again:

Waiting for your favorite part of a song:

When your boss asks if you want to leave work early:

Showing up to a party sober and everyone else is already drunk: