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Daniel Craig’s 130-Minute Crime Drama With Near-Perfect Rotten Tomatoes Score Keeps Getting Better

Daniel Craig’s 130-Minute Crime Drama With Near-Perfect Rotten Tomatoes Score Keeps Getting Better

While there are plenty of great murder mystery movies out there, 2019’s Daniel Craig vehicle Knives Out is one of the best of the last decade. Daniel Craig’s long screen career has seen the actor star in a diverse array of projects. 1998’s masterpiece Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon provided the actor with his breakout role, but it was 2004’s one-two punch of Layer Cake and Enduring Love that truly cemented his status as a star.

Although Craig enjoyed a supporting role in the earlier blockbuster Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, it was his 2004 success that saw him cast as James Bond in 2006’s reboot Casino Royale. Craig’s James Bond movies dragged the campy spy franchise into the 21st century with a gritty, dark re-imagining of 007. Thus, it came as something of a shock when Craig’s next move was to take on the leading role in a series of comedic murder mysteries.

Fortunately, this gamble paid off. Director Rian Johnson’s Knives Out movies soon became some of Craig’s most widely beloved projects, and many called his scene-stealing Southern detective Benoit Blanc an even better creation than Craig’s take on Bond. However, while 2022’s Glass Onion and 2025’s Wake Up Dead Man both had their charms, the sad reality is that neither of these sequels truly lived up to the potential of 2019’s Knives Out, a near-perfect murder mystery that remains a highlight in the genre’s recent history.

2019’s Knives Out Is A Murder Mystery Masterpiece

Ana de Armas in Knives Out

On the face of it, Knives Out could have been an insultingly straightforward Agatha Christie pastiche. When a fabulously wealthy crime novelist is found dead, every member of his extended, dysfunctional family is a suspect. Whether the culprit is his spendthrift daughter, his resentful eldest son, his playboy grandson, or his seemingly sweet maid is up to the viewer to decide. The arrival of Craig’s quirky, outspoken detective, whose strange personality masks an almost superhuman eye for detail, is another nostalgic nod to Christie’s well-worn Poirot formula.

However, Knives Out wrong-foots viewers immediately when, before viewers have a chance to guess the killer and their motives, the entire story is revealed. Ana de Armas’ saintly maid Marta accidentally killed her employer with a lethal dose of morphine and, in an attempt to ensure she wasn’t imprisoned for his death, the author slit his throat to allay the suspicions of investigators. It takes Craig’s super detective no time at all to surmise this complicated chain of events, meaning viewers are left with no idea where Johnson’s murder mystery can go after Act One comes to a close.

This ingenious twist on the familiar murder mystery formula makes the movie a masterpiece, as Johnson continues to utilize the family’s colorful characters as puzzle pieces in an increasingly complicated game of deceit. With a starry cast that includes Chris Evans, Toni Collette, Jamie Lee Curtis, LaKeith Stanfield, and Christopher Plummer, among others, Knives Out has no shortage of compelling characters. However, since viewers seemingly know who killed the victim and how, the audience doesn’t suspect them of foul play despite their obvious motives.

Knives Out Deconstructs The Murder Mystery Genre (And Puts It Back Together)

Daniel Craig and Ana de Armas in Knives Out
Daniel Craig and Ana de Armas in Knives Out

Thus, Knives Out functions as a unique sort of reverse whodunit wherein working out what the mystery actually is proves as important as discovering the culprit. This is where the later Knives Out movies fall short, as it would be a tall order for any director to reinvent the genre’s blueprint more than once. Both Glass Onion and Wake Up Dead Man use convoluted plot mechanics to reveal that they are more than mere murder mysteries, but these almost inevitably feel more forced and clumsy than the original movie’s ingeniously simple twist on the formula.

Johnson’s attempts to revisit the world of Knives Out are both fun, and Craig remains a hoot throughout the entire trilogy. However, even though both sequels have some inspired scenes, their shared central issue is an inability to replicate the sheer novelty value of the original 2019 movie’s narrative structure. Knives Out is a murder mystery where viewers seemingly know who the killer is from the start, and neither Glass Onion nor Wake Up Dead Man has a storyline this simple and intriguing.

Johnson’s debut movie, Brick, which transplants a classic hardboiled noir story to a high school setting, explains just why Knives Out became such a standalone instant classic. Although Brick boasts a string of superb central performances and a genuinely compelling mystery story at its core (one that arguably even makes more sense than any of the Knives Out movies), that’s not the reason the movie propelled Johnson to the A-list. Instead, it is the simplicity of its premise, that of a noir movie in high school, played completely straight, that makes Brick sing.

Neither Of Knives Out Sequels Could Replicate The Original Movie’s Perfect Story

Whiskey looking confused in Knives Out Glass Onion.
Whiskey looking confused in Knives Out Glass Onion

Like Knives Out, Brick’s reputation as a cult classic would almost certainly have suffered if Johnson had tried to make a sequel to the movie in the 21 years that followed. While Johnson’s later Peacock series Poker Face consistently came up with fresh remixes of the Columbo setup, the shorter runtime of TV episodes ensured that this streaming series rarely got trapped in the narrative quagmires that sank Glass Onion and Wake Up Dead Man.

It is telling that the character comedy of the Knives Out sequels works about as well as the 2019 original’s cutting satire, and the casts of all three movies are unimpeachable. Thus, it really is the murder mystery plotting specifically that lets down the later installments, and this is largely because the narrative innovation of Knives Out was the sort of clever trick that could only work once.

Daniel Craig's Benoit Blanc looks confused in Knives Out Wake Up Dead Man

Netflix’s Next Agatha Christie Mystery Shows Knives Out How It’s Done

Netflix’s star-studded Agatha Christie adaptation brings a classic murder mystery to life, with a key difference from the Knives Out movies.

Daniel Craig’s take on Blanc means that all three Knives Out movies are worth a watch, and even the weakest outing in the series, Glass Onion, merits a repeat viewing thanks to its funny dialogue. However, Johnson’s ability to refresh the tired, over-familiar tropes of the murder mystery genre petered out after 2019’s original Knives Out, meaning that neither of the movie’s two sequels was able to truly replicate its success.


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Release Date

November 27, 2019

Runtime

131 minutes

Producers

Ram Bergman


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(Photo by Bradlee Rutledge/WWE via Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none"><em>Out of time, so say goodbye<br>What is yours, now is mine<br>And I dream broken dreams<br>I make them come true</em></p> <p class="has-text-align-none">Why WWE took away that awesome theme song, no one will ever know. </p> <p class="has-text-align-none">McIntyre was tabbed as a prodigy when he debuted in WWE in the late 2000s. He never made it to the main event scene, and was relegated to a comedy act in 3MB alongside Jinder Mahal and Heath Slater. He left WWE and went on a career resurging independent run that saw him return to WWE much bulkier and looking like the main event star he was once promised to be, which has resulted in multiple world title reigns. Sam Darnold was once written off after failed stints with the New York Jets and Carolina Panthers, and just completed his own resurrection with a Super Bowl win.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Brock Purdy: Diamond Dallas Page</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2212323423.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="BUFFALO, NEW YORK- FEBRUARY 8: Hulk Hogan and Diamond Dallas Page pose for photos behind the scenes during Monday Nitro on February 8, 1999 at the Marine Midland Arena in Buffalo, New York. (Photo by WWE/WWE via Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">DDP was once a manager in WCW. Yet slowly but surely, he became a star in the ring, which culminated in him becoming one of the stars top performers. He won the WCW championship three times and was a fan-favorite up until WCW folding in 2001. We all know Purdy’s story by this point, going from the final pick of the draft to starting in the Super Bowl. </p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Jacoby Brissett: 1999 Jeff Jarrett</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-666707.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="372234 03: WCW wrestler Jeff Jarrett attends the Licensing International 2000, June 14, 2000 at the Jacob Javits Convention Center in New York City. (Photo by Stan Godlewski/Getty Images) | Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">In 1999, Jeff Jarrett demanded $300,000 from the WWE to lose the Intercontinental Championship before leaving for WCW. Jeff Jarrett largely over-valued himself, much like Jacoby Brissett is right now by wanting more money from the Arizona Cardinals.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Jordan Love: Batista</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2207922685.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="ATLANTA, GEORGIA- MARCH 14: WWE Legend Batista enters the ring during Monday Night RAW on March 14, 2005 at the Gwinnett Center in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by WWE/WWE via Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">Batista was grown under the tutelage of Triple H in Evolution before breaking out as a star of his own. Love was drafted while Aaron Rodgers was still at the peak of his powers. However, since taking over as the starter, he has proven to be one of the game’s top quarterbacks, putting Green Bay in the postseason in each of his first three seasons at the helm. He even beat his mentor in 2025 the same way Batista defeated Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMani 21.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Caleb Williams: Penta</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2271616056.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - APRIL 19: Penta celebrates after retaining the Intercontinental Champion Title during WrestleMania 42: Night 2 at Allegiant Stadium on April 19, 2026 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Mike Marques/WWE via Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">Penta is so exciting to watch. His in-ring speed, and mix of lucha style and technical prowess makes him as unique a wrestler as there is. His flamboyant entrance with a sassy strut has also gotten him even more over with the crowd. Williams has become one of the most clutch performers in front of our eyes, painted nails, matcha, and all. He is as fun on the field as Penta is in the ring.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Jared Goff: Claudio Castagnolli</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2157469366.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="CLEVELAND, OH - JUNE15: Claudio Castagnoli in the ring during AEW Collision on June 15, at the Covelli Centre in Youngstown, OH. (Photo by Frank Jansky/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images) | Icon Sportswire via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="Icon Sportswire via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">The former Cesaro in WWE needed a change of scenery, and he has been terrific since joining AEW. With runs as a trios champions, CMLL World Champion, and Ring of Honor world champion, the Swiss Superman has been one of the mainstays of AEW TV.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Kyler Murray: Johnny Gargano</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2155913552.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - JUNE 07: Johnny Gargano holds up a fan sign during SmackDown at KFC YUM! Center on June 7, 2024 in Louisville, Kentucky. (Photo by WWE/Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">Gargano was one of the biggest stars in the Black and Gold era of NXT, but has yet to find a real spot for himself since being called up to the main roster. Murray was terrific at Oklahoma, but never reached the expectations placed upon him in Arizona. Perhaps a new home in Minnesota can lead to sustained success.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Dak Prescott: Seth Rollins</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2238205062.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA - SEPTEMBER 29: Seth Rollins make's his entrance during Monday Night RAW at Lenovo Center on September 29, 2025 in Raleigh, North Carolina. (Photo by Craig Melvin/WWE via Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">There are times where Dak Prescott looks like a top five quarterback in football, but injuries have become a concern with him, as they have with Rollins as their respective careers progress. All eyes are always on both, as well, as Rollins has been one of the faces of WWE for over a decade, and Prescott leads America’s team.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Jayden Daniels: Je’Von Evans</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2267627832.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - MARCH 23: Je'Von Evans in action against Grayson Waller during Monday Night RAW at TD Garden on March 23, 2026 in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Rich Freeda/WWE via Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Jalen Hurts: The Miz</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2263400484.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - FEBRUARY 27: The Miz speaks during SmackDown at KFC YUM! Center on February 27, 2026 in Louisville, Kentucky. (Photo by Mike Marques/WWE via Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">Accomplished, but boring and always leaves you wanting more. Credit to The Mix, he came from the very bottom and has put together a career in WWE that has spanned more than 20 years. But, no one is putting a Miz match in their top 10. Hurts has become very polarizing because while he helped the Eagles win a Super Bowl, his struggles in 2025 have many wondering and debating where his place is in the quarterback hierarchy.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Jaxson Dart: Nick Wayne</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2233771056.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="TOKYO, JAPAN - MAY 14: Nick Wayne enters the ring during the New Japan Pro-Wrestling at Korakuen Hall on May 14, 2025 in Tokyo, Japan. (Photo by Etsuo Hara/Getty Images) | Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">Wayne has been heralded as the future of pro wrestling. At just 20 years old, he is the current Ring of Honor World Television Champion and was part of one of AEW’s top stories, coming up under Christian Cage before betraying him in July of 2025. His presence and swagger is similar to that of Dart, who himself came into the NFL under Russell Wilson on the New York Giants depth chart.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Baker Mayfield: LA Knight</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2269155278.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 30: LA Knight make's his entrance during Monday Night RAW at Madison Square Garden on March 30, 2026 in New York, New York. (Photo by Craig Melvin/WWE via Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">Baker Mayfield is one of the best trash talkers in the NFL, and his wrestling counterpart is one of the best on the mic in all of wrestling.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Bryce Young: Cedric Alexander</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-960416454.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="PARIS, FRANCE - MAY 19: Cedric Alexander (L) in action vs Mustafa Ali during WWE Live AccorHotels Arena Popb Paris Bercy on May 19, 2018 in Paris, France. (Photo by Sylvain Lefevre/Getty Images) | Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">Many believed that Cedric Alexander could have broken out into a nice mid-card star in WWE. Unfortunately, that never happened on a consistent basis. Some say it’s a size issue, which is the biggest limiting factor for Young.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Tyler Shough: Ricky Saints</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2266709424.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="HOUSTON, TEXAS - MARCH 17: Ricky Saints makes his entrance during NXT at the 713 Music Hall on March 17, 2026 in Houston, Texas, United States. (Photo by Rich Wade/WWE via Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">Saints is a bit older than most in NXT, much like Shough was older for a college player. However, the talent is very evident and the future is bright for both Shough and Saints.</p> <h2 class="wp-block-heading has-text-align-none">Tua Tagovailoa: Jey Uso</h2> <img src="https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2026/04/gettyimages-2262737504.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&crop=0,0,100,100" alt="" title="" data-has-syndication-rights="1" data-caption="ATLANTA, GEORGIA - FEBRUARY 23: Jey Uso in ring during Monday Night RAW at State Farm Arena on February 23, 2026 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Bradlee Rutledge/WWE via Getty Images) | WWE via Getty Images" data-portal-copyright="WWE via Getty Images" /> <p class="has-text-align-none">Yeah, Jey Uso is a big no from me. He’s bad in the ring, awful on the mic, and whomever green lit “Yeet” should be charged with crimes against humanity. Tagovailoa isn’t good either, but Dolphins fans still spent years trying to convince themselves he was.</p> #Nation

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Deadspin | Astros place INF Nick Allen on IL, add INF Braden Shewmake <div id=""><section id="0" class=" w-full"><div class="xl:container mx-0 !px-4 py-0 pb-4 !mx-0 !px-0"><img src="https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/28617126.jpg" srcset="https://images.deadspin.com/tr:w-900/28617126.jpg" alt="MLB: Los Angeles Angels at Houston Astros" class="w-full" fetchpriority="high" loading="eager"/><span class="text-0.8 leading-tight">Mar 29, 2026; Houston, Texas, USA; Houston Astros second baseman Nick Allen (20) prepares for a pitch during the ninth inning against the Los Angeles Angels at Daikin Park. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-Imagn Images<!-- --> <!-- --> </span></div></section><section id="section-1"> <p>The Houston Astros placed infielder Nick Allen on the injured list Monday with back spasms, while right-hander J.P. France was outrighted to Triple-A Sugar Land.</p> </section><section id="section-2"> <p>To replace Allen on the active roster, the Astros selected the contract of newly acquired infielder Braden Shewmake from Sugar Land, while right-hander Cristian Javier (shoulder) was moved to the 60-day injured list.</p> </section><br/><section id="section-3"> <p>Allen, 27, was batting .250 with five runs scored over 14 games this season. He is a career .214 hitter with nine home runs and 65 RBIs in 396 career games with the Athletics (2022-25) and Astros.</p> </section> <section id="section-4"> <p>France, 31, had an 8.10 ERA over three outings for Houston this season and has a 4.49 ERA in 34 appearances (28 starts) in parts of four seasons with the club. He was designated for assignment last week and cleared waivers before he was outrighted.</p> </section><section id="section-5"> <p>Shewmake, 28, is former first-round draft pick of the Atlanta Braves in 2019, who was acquired in a trade with the New York Yankees on Sunday. In 31 major league games for the Braves and Chicago White Sox, Shewmake is a career .118 hitter with a home run and four RBIs.</p> </section><br/><section id="section-6"> <p>–Field Level Media</p> </section> </div> #Deadspin #Astros #place #INF #Nick #Allen #add #INF #Braden #Shewmake

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