That’s Amore-onic
Read That’s Amore-onic Me: "Everything okay, [Coworker]?" Coworker: "I just can't do it anymore." Me:…
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Ply Another Day
Read Ply Another Day Customer: "Where's the toilet paper?" Me: "It's in the back section…
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Suction Dysfunction
Read Suction Dysfunction Customer: "My discount didn't come up!" Me: "When you paid at the…
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ID-Rate This Responsibly
Some friends and I are walking into a bar. Bouncer: “Can I see some ID?”…
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Beer Today, Banned Tomorrow
At the bar where I work, some of the owner’s friends will come by and…
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Car-tastrophe
Read Car-tastrophe Caller: "I need to have my car lifted, please ASAP! I'm in a…
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Walking Out With A Hole Lot Of Nothing
Customer: “I want bagels.” Me: “We have fresh-baked bagels in the bakery, frozen ones in…
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Rules Go Up In Smoke
Me: “Dad, can I go over to my friend’s house and spend the night? She…
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Offline And Off The Clock
Read Offline And Off The Clock Customer: "Why are you closing at four? Your website…