It’s a somewhat unfortunate fact that we, as humans, generally like to laugh at the people with funny names.

That guy’s name is “Dick,” isn’t that hilarious? Okay Chad, like your name isn’t one vowel sound away from being a worse version of Dick.

As the tweet below so eloquently puts it, pretty much every name is just a random combo of sounds that your parents liked and decided to call you.

Sure, some human names are apparently more societally acceptable than others, but what fun is there in meeting a million Johns and Kyles and Ashleys?

The weirder the better, if you ask me.

(So says the guy who was not, in fact, named after a poorly-aged sitcom, though I’m also not much of a candle maker, either. Go figure.)