Reverse Engineering A Discount
Caller: “Hi, I’m looking for [specific item].” Me: “Yes, we have twelve of those in…
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A Lesson In Hospitality
Read A Lesson In Hospitality Teenage Daughter: "Mom, why are you being like this?" Teenage…
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It’s Time To Meep Reality
Read It’s Time To Meep Reality Me: "That's a roadrunner." Guest: "But it's brown." I…
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Catapostrophe, Part 3
Customer: “Your sign is an outrage!” Me: “What sign?” Customer: “The sale sign! About the…
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The Targaryen’s Go To Dinner
Read The Targaryen’s Go To Dinner Manager: *To the family.* "We will no longer be…
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When Early Birds Go To The Dogs
We open for brunch at 10 AM, which means we come in at 9 AM…
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Their Expectations Are Oceans Apart From Reality
I will never forget the stupidest conversation I have ever had to endure. I’m checking…
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Saving Private Information
Read Saving Private Information Me: "The answer to your security question was 'The Color Purple'."…
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That’s Amore-onic
Read That’s Amore-onic Me: "Everything okay, [Coworker]?" Coworker: "I just can't do it anymore." Me:…
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OK, EU
Read OK, EU Me: "What about the movie didn't make any sense?" Customer: "All of…