Customer: “I just watched [Food Documentary], did you see it? It made me become vegan!”

Me: “We do offer plenty of vegan options, ma’am.”

Customer: “It just really made you aware of the benefits of a vegan lifestyle, you know? Healthier not just for you, but for the planet!”

Me: “We do offer vegan crusts and—”

Customer: “—You really are a better person for it! Helping the planet also helps heal your soul, y’know? There really is no other way to live; my eyes have been opened!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. What would you like to order?”

Customer: “The vegan crust, and no cheese, with pepperoni.”

Me: “Uh, we don’t have vegan pepperoni, ma’am.”

Customer: “I just want normal pepperoni.”

Me: “That’s meat, ma’am.”

Customer: “Pepperoni is meat?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am.”

Customer: “Oh, well, I’m cutting back on the crust and cheese, so I’ll still have the pepperoni or what’s even the point of having a pizza, y’know?”

I guess her eyes need to be opened a little more…

Related:
There’s No Meating In The Middle, Here, Part 2
There’s No Meating In The Middle, Here