Chorizo-No-No, Part 3
I’m working at the deli in a grocery store. Customer: “I want that pork sausage,…
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George Washing-Ten Percent Off
Read George Washing-Ten Percent Off Morning Worker: "They're saying because it's July 4th, they should…
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A Revolutionary Idea: Planning Ahead
Read A Revolutionary Idea: Planning Ahead It's July 3rd, and a customer is very irate…
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Catapostrophe, Part 3
Customer: “Your sign is an outrage!” Me: “What sign?” Customer: “The sale sign! About the…
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You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me
Read You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me Customer: "I can't remember either of those. Just look…
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Walking Out With A Hole Lot Of Nothing
Customer: “I want bagels.” Me: “We have fresh-baked bagels in the bakery, frozen ones in…
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A Recipe For Confusion
A new hire hurries over to me. New Hire: “Hey, [My Name], can you help…
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That’s One Halal Of A Take
Customer: “Why does [Grocery Store] support Sharia law?” Me: “Uh… pardon?” Customer: “Why does [Grocery…
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Lacking Counter Intelligence
I work in the deli section of a grocery store. Next to the deli is…