Customer: “I want bagels.”

Me: “We have fresh-baked bagels in the bakery, frozen ones in the freezer aisle, and the packaged ones in the bread section. What kind are you looking for?”

Customer: “Bagels!”

Me: “Yup, we have three different bagels in three different spots in the store, which ones?”

I described where they were again.

Customer: “I just need bagels!”

I describe where to find them. He gets exasperated and says:

Customer: “I need bagels. They’re round bread with a hole in the middle; you put cream cheese on them!”

Me: “Sir, I know what bagels are.”

I make a guess and take him to the pre-packaged bagels in the bread section. He just stares at them and shouts:

Customer: “BAGELS! I JUST NEED BAGELS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT BAGELS ARE?!”

Me: “Do you?”

He storms away, bagel-less.